Posted by | Madison | in Announcements, News, Random Posts of Randomness

I can’t stop thinking about Terrell Owens doing a Chris Crocker “Leave Donovan Alone” parody.  Imagine it:

(FADE IN:)

T.O. stands in front of a sheet.  The yellow lighting makes him look jaundiced.  A seething anger has been building behind usually playful eyes.  He is crying.

OWENS:  How friggin’ dare anyone out there make fun of Donovan after all he has been through?  He lost his ACL, he hurt his chest two years ago…he THREW UP IN THE SUPER BOWL!  His coach turned out to be a loser, whose kids have drinking problems, and McNabb doesn’t even have hardly any wide receivers!  All you people care about is…making money off of him.  HE’S A HUMAN!  (Quickly decompensating)  What you don’t realize is that Donovan is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him.  He hasn’t won a game in ten months!  He says Black quarterbacks get more criticism for a reason because all you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE.  (Raving) LEAVE HIM ALONE!  You are lucky he even plays for you BASTARDS!  LEEEAVE DONOVAN ALLLLLONE!…Please…he’s just having a hard time right now…leave Donovan McNabb alone.  Right now.  I mean it.  Anyone that has a problem with him, you deal with me beacuse he is not well right now.  Leave him alone!

And scene.

It would be the funniest damn thing ever, surely funnier than the legion of “Leave Britney Alone” parodies already out there. 

That’s it.  I’m officially removing our $20 contribution to Kissing Suzy Kolber’s Tom Brady bounty and offering it to T.O. for this “Leave Donovan Alone” parody. 

Please, T.O., do it.  You gotta have a webcam and internet access.  What the hell else are you doing?  You don’t even go to practice…or film study…

Do it for Donovan. 

Do it for yourself. 

Do it for humanity. 
 

Posted by | C.J. | in Announcements, Random Posts of Randomness

Since our little sports betting blog is still in its infancy, you’ll notice some changes going on here as we do some experimentation with the site. I received a few e-mails earlier this week when I removed the BoDog score board from our sidebar as apparently people enjoy viewing error code when they load a new blog in their browser. Don’t worry though - as soon as BoDog (excuse me, “NEW BoDog”) gets their shite together, we’ll have it back up and running.

In the meantime, however, there’s a new service called BlogRush which some of you - especially those of you who also have blogs, sports related or otherwise - might like to take advantage of. Basically, it helps to bring traffic to your site by publicizing your headlines on other blogs that share your same topic (for instance, sports betting). There’s a better video tutorial that explains it more fully than I just have and you can find it on their site, but…you get the jist. I figured we’d try it out here for a little while as our traffic levels are a little…what’s the word? ahh yes, “Non Existent” at this point in time. Hey, what can I tell you? We’re only three weeks old. Cut a girl some slack.

Whatever the case, for you sports betting die-hards who can’t get their up-to-the-minute news and insightful commentary from just one comprehensive blog, you might like to check out some of the other headlines that BlogRush has up. Enjoy!

Posted by | Madison | in Random Posts of Randomness

Kige Ramsey got all of his Week One picks correct (he abstained from the Titans game because he was too close to make an objective choice). 

He did great straight up, no doubt, but how would he do if he had to deal with the spread?  Though we’ve professed our undying love for him, we seriously doubt if he’s ever seen a spread, if you catch my meaning. 

Posted by | Madison | in Random Posts of Randomness

Speaking of the show Hard Knocks, First and 10 Inches posts the following video of the antics in the Chiefs training camp locker room we learn that not all football players bet on dogfights, in fact some just want to dance!