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  • Whoever calls plays in Pittsburgh obviously failed spatial reasoning…or geomety. (Ladies…)
  • Did you know that “Bobby Petrino” and “Nick Saban” anagramizes to “pay back bonniest ribbon”?  I’m just saying.  (Signal to Noise)
  • Breaking news: Bobby Petrino is off Deangelo Hall’s Christmas list.  (Awful Announcing)
  • Louisville is still pissed at Bobby Petrino (The Meaningful Collateral)
  • Say it ain’t so, even the Hoch gets cold?  (Afraid of Ed Hochuli)
  • I love this guy.  He should try to fight Tom Brady before the season ends for a chance at capturing Kissing Suzy Kolber’s bounty.  It must be around $60 and a bag of corn chips by now.  (Doubt About It)
  • The Wonderlic said one was a genius and the other legally retarded.  What’s was it my dad always told me?  Never give it up to nerds and winning is a great deodorant.  (End Zone Buzz)

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  • The ones on TV are good but these are absolutely priceless.  [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
  • Eli Manning is unstoppable, just like Takayasu’s Arteritis (pulseless disease).  [The Angry T]
  • One fan’s eschatology of Sports Illustrated in light of Brett Favre being named Sportsman of the Year.  Tony Dungy?  [The Starting Five]
  • One man’s scatology of 2girls1cup in light of the male/female power dynamic.  It would have been a 100% if the author had mentioned Laura Mulvey’s landmark work on male gaze.  [Totally Crap {how fitting}] 
  • Marshawn Lynch has a blog.  [Yardbarker]
  • …untapped poetic talent.  [Sportsbiotch]
  • …an eagle-eyed editor. [Yardbarker]
  • Making a deal with the devil doesn’t count as cheating.  Does it?  [Throwing into Traffic]

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People love to have their favorite ring tones on their cell phones. A large variety of ring tones are available on different sites, where you can easily download ringtones of your choice. For different people, different types of ring tones are available online, like funny ringtones for funny people. Moreover you can download a variety of ctu ringtones as well.

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Thanksgiving is upon us, marking the official start of the holiday season.  For those of us who have forgotten, it’s day we give thanks to our Native American friends who did not let us starve to death that winter in the New World by injesting 5,000 calories in one, long ass meal.  Yum.  Our tricks for staying svelte through the holidays are are simple:

  1. Portion control.  It’s easier to listen to your body with an empty plate than a full plate full of yummy, carby goodness.  Besides, your lazy ass might just stay on the couch than get up for 3rds. 
  2. Stay away from anything that has marshmellows on it, doesn’t taste natually sweet (like yams and sweet potatoes) and doesn’t rhyme with “unkin eye.” 

For all your pre-turkey day reading needs:

  • Jason Campbell is a sensitive soul.  [Deuce of Davenport]
  • Shit, I hope that when we’re in our 40’s we’re still cougaring it up like Andrea Kremer.  I’m surprised they didn’t use the obvious play on her last name.  Perhaps that would be in bad taste, even for a blog called Zubaz Pants.  [Zubaz Pants]
  • Methinks Jaws watches too much of the porn. Atari, bitches!  [First and Ten Inches]
  • Rex Grossman thinks the Bears still have a shot?  [We Are the Postmen]
  • I’m ashamed to admit that I rocked the Keds with my pants pegged but I’ve seen photos of Alikat in a pair of L.A. Gears and leg warmers.  Pure comedy.  [100% Injury Rate]

Happy Thanksgiving, bitches!

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turner.jpgLast week, our link theme was Lions.  This week, it’s dedicated to the very important task of ridding the earth of that coaching STD we know as Norv Turner.  It’s probably already too late in San Diego but he absolutely must be stopped. 

If you think that NTD doesn’t affect you, beware, your favorite team might be the next one to be crippled by this terrible, terrible disease.  Only together can we defeat NTD.

I know that “Norv Turner needs to be fired is a dead horse but it’s only a figurative dead horse since he is still coaching. 

So, with that said, figurative dead horse, meet figurative stick.   [Rumors and Rants]

And again. We won’t stop until the franchise killing Norv Turner Disease is eradicated.  [The Coach is Killing Me]

And again. [Fire Norv]

And again. [Oliver Willis]

And the stick connects all the way from San Francisco. [Niners Nation]

And finally, do something - sign a damn petition to get his ass fired [Online Petition

Derek Anderson, bitches.  I bet you the Ravens are wishing they kept JV Tom Brady instead of releasing him. [Larry Brown Sports]

Vote for the Sexiest Sportscaster.  We voted.  Wouldn’t you like to know who we would get frisky with if we were real sportscasters…and lesbians. [Awful Announcing]

Is this going to be Indianapolis’ Buffalo ‘66 moment? [Can’t Stop the Bleeding]

That’s right, Vinatieri missed and Jim Sorgi is just chillaxin’ because that’s what he does, but check out Peyton Manning who has turned into a brain eating zombie. [With Leather]

A the movies that should be given to NFL teams for Christmas. [Afraid of Ed Hochuli]

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I’ve only ever been to Detroit once and I never left the airport.  I was surprised at how nice it was.  With that in mind, click forth and get your read on…

Matt Millen wants all you bitches on the Haterade to recognize his genius. [Dave’s Football Blog]

How much you want to bet that Shaun Rogers is still sucking air from that 66-yard interception return for a touchdown? [The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes]

A live blog and recap of some Lions killing some Broncos.  Did you think this was Meerkat Manor?  [The Wayne Fontes Experience]

The Lions are 6-2 and Fire Millen is staying on message and in no rush to hang any “Mission Accomplished” banners.  By the way, fuck the Rapture, the first four links all have to do with the Detroit Lions.  It must be the Apocalypse.  [Fire Millen]

The common thought is that first there was “Coach Speak” and then from that, a dialect called Gibbsese flowered.  However, what linguistic anthropologists fail to realize is that Joe Gibbs is so damn old that he might have actually invented Coach Speak making Gibbsese original language.  [Deuce of Davenport]  

A mid-season recap framed in the fizzy rubric of the Cola Wars.  Those of us who lived through that dark, dark time will never forget just how terrible it was with all those blind taste tests.  I was just a wee lass then but it definitely scarred me.  Too soon.  Too soon.  [The Spirit of Jake Plummer]      

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•  The Colts score the first PR touchdown in The Game of the Centuryby raffling off Super Bowl rings for Indiana charities.  However, owner Jim Isray makes Tony Dungy nervous by calling himself “Willy Wonka Elton” invoking two great gay icons.  Greedy Pats organization reportedly bought all the raffle tickets.  (ESPN)

 

•  This is fandom gone all wrong.  (AppFan; FDLreporter)

 

•  In the event you haven’t seen it, here is the lateral fiesta, now with 200% more laterals. Crazy. (We Are the Postmen)

 

•  Jim Sorgi, the guy with the easiest job in the NFL, gets an extension and “calls out” Matt Cassell. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

 

•  Not only is there an ugly football team in Philly, there are also ugly people.  Andy Reid has been going through a lot with his Tara Reid-like boys… (NFL Goddess)

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