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* Michael Vick entered his plea and apologized for his actions.  A few thoughts: even in his apology he referred to himself in the third person, three times! 

That’s so gangsta. 

That’s like me going in for something terribly humiliating, such as a Brazillian, and telling Olga, “I’m asking you to help me move forward and make Madison Gainsbourg a better looking person.” 

Also, doesn’t this sound like one of Vick’s post-game press conferences?

I’m totally responsible, and those things just didn’t have to happen. I feel like we all make mistakes. It’s just I made a mistake in using bad judgment and making bad decisions. And you know, those things, you know, just can’t happen.

* Lance Briggs’ $345,000 Lamborghini was found smashed up on Chicago’s North side.   He apparently left the scene and decided not to report the crash to police.  These were, of course, “mistakes” and “bad decisions” as he now faces misdemeanor charges.  I’m waiting for the Goodell to drop the suspension hammer on Briggs’ head…

* David Boston was arrested for failing a field sobriety test, NOT a breathalyzer.  He was found slumped over in his SUV with the engine and he claimed football injuries for his inability to complete the field sobriety tests.  Here’s the video.

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Posted by | Madison | in News, Jail Reports

ESPN just reported that Roger “Better be” Goodell “else I’ll suspend your ass” just exercised his Terminator-like powers and suspended Michael Vick indefinitely without pay.  Maybe Vick should have named his dog fighting business “Bad Movez Kennel.”  My prediction is that Vick will be back on the field in 2009 at the latest.

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Sic’im.

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Michael Vick filed his plea today, pleading guilty to conspiracy in the Bad Newz Kennels dog fighting ring. In it, he admits to being the brains (a term I’m using loosely) and the money man behind the whole kit-and-kaboodle.

Vick likely saved his future NFL career by denying ever placing side bets on the dog fights and skillfully sidestepping the horrendous dog murdering allegations by saying that the “dogs all died as a result of the collective efforts” of him and his boys (who sold his ass out) which is basically like saying the subprime meltdown happened because risk was spread out over all the private hedge fund investors and that it’s not any one person’s fault; it was the fault of the system.

Vick is also going to provide information to help the government bust up other dog fighting operations in hopes that he might get a lighter sentence. I’m not sure but I think on the street, that means that he’s turning snitch. That’s wicked gangsta but just on the informant side. Ironic, no?

Anyway, am I the only one who feels gyp’d by this? Kind of like the famous Jason Giambi steroids press conference a few years back where he kept apologizing but wouldn’t exactly say what he was apologizing for?

As AliKat says, “You bet on the underdogs, not dog fighting.”

And what does Kige Ramsey have to say?

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