Posted by | Madison | in Weekly Picks

Alikat is busy getting ready to leave for a week in Hawaii, while the rest of us are stuck here in rainy, gloomy ass Los Angeles.

What a bitch.

And she phoned in her picks. I mean, literally, after she sat with the lines and her research, she actually phoned in her picks for me to post.

Haha. The jokes on her when she finds out that Colt Brennan will be in New York for the Heisman selection.

All lines from BetOnline at Noon on 12/7

OUR MONEY PICKS

1. Giants +2.5 @ Philadelphia: Alikat says that you should buy the .5 point to get the Giants at +3. I think you should buy 50 points to get the Giants at +52.5. Like Ripley said in Aliens, “It’s the only way to be sure.”

2. San Diego @ Tennessee (Even): The Chargers seem to have their Norv Turner Disease under control so Alikat says take the Chargers. If you live in Southern California and listen to ESPN Radio, you’ll hear that STD Norv Turner do a commercial for Chargers football. Every time I hear it, I need to take a shower.

3. Cleveland -3 @ Jets: Take the Browns -3. I agree.

4. Tampa Bay -3 @ Houston: Take the Bucs -3. Again, Alikat is a genius.
THE REST OF THE DAY’S GAMES

Carolina +10.5 at Jacksonville: Take Jacksonville at -10.5

Dallas -10.5 at Detroit: Take the Cowboys at -10.5

Miami +7 at Buffalo: She says take Buffalo at -7. Every now and again, Alikat asks me how I feel about a game, not that I know anything about sports betting. That being said, this is a game that I would stay away from.

Oakland +10.5 @ Green Bay: Alikat says take the Raiders at +10.5. My gut says that Yellow and Green Jesus (Ryan Grant) will run all over the Raiders defense.

St. Louis +7.5 @ Cincinnati: Take the Rams at +7.5

Arizona +7 @ Seattle: Take the Cardinals at +7

Minnesota -8.5 @ San Francisco: Take the Vikings at -8.5. Let me guess, the Vikings game plan is going to be give it to Adrian Peterson.

Pittsburgh +10 @ New England: Alikat says take the Patriots at -10. I say pick the Steelers to win outright. Or lose by 3.

Kansas City +6.5 @ Denver: Take Denver at -6.5. Personally, I’d stay the hell away from this game.

Indianapolis -9 @ Baltimore: Take the Colts at -9.