Posted by | Madison | in Links

Thanksgiving is upon us, marking the official start of the holiday season.  For those of us who have forgotten, it’s day we give thanks to our Native American friends who did not let us starve to death that winter in the New World by injesting 5,000 calories in one, long ass meal.  Yum.  Our tricks for staying svelte through the holidays are are simple:

1. Portion control.  It’s easier to listen to your body with an empty plate than a full plate full of yummy, carby goodness.  Besides, your lazy ass might just stay on the couch than get up for 3rds. 
2. Stay away from anything that has marshmellows on it, doesn’t taste natually sweet (like yams and sweet potatoes) and doesn’t rhyme with “unkin eye.” 

For all your pre-turkey day reading needs:

• Jason Campbell is a sensitive soul.  [Deuce of Davenport]
• Shit, I hope that when we’re in our 40’s we’re still cougaring it up like Andrea Kremer.  I’m surprised they didn’t use the obvious play on her last name.  Perhaps that would be in bad taste, even for a blog called Zubaz Pants.  [Zubaz Pants]
• Methinks Jaws watches too much of the porn. Atari, bitches!  [First and Ten Inches]
• Rex Grossman thinks the Bears still have a shot?  [We Are the Postmen]
• I’m ashamed to admit that I rocked the Keds with my pants pegged but I’ve seen photos of Alikat in a pair of L.A. Gears and leg warmers.  Pure comedy.  [100% Injury Rate]

Happy Thanksgiving, bitches!