Posted by | Madison | in News

Don Shula wants an asterisk if his old man lips are not privy to the fine, fine taste of champagne this year. 

“The Spygate thing has diminished what they’ve accomplished,” Shula said in an interview with the New York Daily News. “You would hate to have that attached to your accomplishments.”

Great Don.  Now you’ve done it.  Remember the last time the Pats’ achievements were maligned?  They went about a eight-game bitch slap tour of the NFL before meeting a team they couldn’t slap around - but in the end, still beat - in the Colts.  Now you’ve relit the fires under their asses.  Really super, Don.  You couldn’t hire anybody to club Brady’s knee so you resort to throwing around the threat of the dreaded asterisk? 

Plus, it seems like the rest of the Dolphins team isn’t even considering the Pats a threat to the record.

“You guys put forth the myth that we are pathetic losers down here clicking champagne glasses and clinging desperately to a record set 35 years ago,” former Dolphins tight end Jim Mandich told the Daily News. “Somehow we’ve been portrayed as being evil. We don’t ever blow our own horn. It’s a great record, but the record doesn’t get beaten.

“The Patriots have assembled a powerhouse of a team. They are a classy bunch of guys and play ball the right way. If they want to join the unbeaten club, come on aboard.”

Look, if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the goddamn problem.  Stop trying to frame the coming destruction of your record by yapping about asterisks or allowing the Pats to join your unbeaten club and do something to stop them.  Sheesh, I knew Dolphins were smart but I had no idea that they could spin.  And just for the record (no pun intended), records don’t get beaten; they get broken. 

And Kissing Suzy Kolber’s emergency bounty increase to $60 plus a goodie bag is just not going to cut it.  Please.  Jeff Gilooley won’t conspire for less than a C-note, a case of Twinkees and a tub of ranch dressing. 

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