So I’m told there’s a game this Sunday of Biblical proportions where The The Patriots and The Colts will battle it out to be the last undefeated team in NFL…and for our figurative souls.
The game this Sunday is a battle of faith - not between those of faith and those who are not - but an internecine battle between Catholics and Christians.
I’m only half kidding.
The Colts are like the Christians: they are happy, exceedingly nice, turn the other cheek, and help people out. Like Ned Flanders, they’re the folks you want in your neighborhood, because while they might be weird, you can always count on them when you need help at the potluck, to pick up your kids, or need someone to bail you out of jail. Christians always forgive with no questions asked.
The Pats are the Catholics: they are secretive, spiteful and vengeful underneath the veneer of civility, and if you don’t agree with their practices, they will beat you until you submit. For the Pats, this season is like the crusades; they’re just killing bitches.
My prediction is that it’s going to a close game but The Rapture will happen before the game ends.
Who are you rooting for this weekend? Are you Catholic or Christian? Your chance for eternal life depends on it.
1 Comment
Comment by Iron Mike on 2007-11-01
I bet Belichik’s man boobs are bigger than our Hot Chicks. He wears baggy sweat shirts to hide them, they didn’t go away from his steroid use in the pro’s. They have new stuff now, no more man boobs.
Peace…Iron Mike