This was a historic, record setting Sunday. Rob Bironas had eight field goals and Amani Toomer became the Giants’ all time touchdown leader in their respective wins over the Texans and the 49ers.
And oh yeah, Tom Brady threw for a career high and team record six touchdowns but so what? I don’t know why he didn’t throw twelve. He’s such a bad quarterback, it makes me sick to my stomach.
I think KSK’s bounty of Brady’s knees may have to triple this week because desperate times call for desperate measures. We’re throwing down and I bet you the living members of the 1972 Dolphins may be willing to chip in a couple bucks too.
San Francisco 15, New York Giants 33: For me, this was like watching my parents fight. It broke my heart but I cheered anyway every time they got in a zinger.
New England 49, Miami 28: Though it would have been cool if Belichick tried to score 100, this game was as boring as watching your friend play Madden football on rookie level. Please Roger Goodell, seriously consider making Tom Brady all-time quarterback for the remainder of the schedule.
Tennessee 38, Houston 36: Offensive pants afire! Or more accurately, Rob Bironas’ leg afire! Crazy Kerry Collins!
Tampa Bay 16, Detroit 23: As The Fanyard points out, the Lions are six wins away from Jon Kitna being inducted into the Psychic Friends’ Network…wait, is he psychic if God is talking to him? Jeff Garcia went 37 of 45 for 316 for the Bucs and they still lost.
Baltimore 14, Buffalo 19: The Ravens should be ashamed of themselves. I’m ashamed of myself for picking them to go far this year.
Atlanta 16, New Orleans 22: The bon temps rouled to a second win. Who thought this game was a little too close for comfort? Still hard to tell if the Saints have righted their ship.
Arizona 19, Washington 21: The end of this game felt like that crazy “They are who we thought they were” Cardinals/Bears game last season and the Cowboys/Bills maddness earlier this season. Alas, the Cardinals just couldn’t pull it together but before you dismiss it as typical Cardinal football, just remember that Joe Gibbs had God on his side.
Kansas City 12, Oakland 10: The Chiefs resoundingly vanquish the Raiders in their battle to be the elite team in the AFC West. Non-stop excitement! Even Priest Holmes got a few snaps.
New York Jets 31, Cincinnati 38: Nasty, just nasty.
St. Louis 6, Seattle 33: Will someone please, for the love of god, block in St. Louis? Someone’s going to get killed before too long.
Chicago 19, Philadelphia 16: I still haven’t stopped laughing that the Iggles couldn’t beat the hapless Bears. This is turning out to be a magical year for me.
Minnesota 14, Dallas 24: Now, Minnesota would really benefit from having Tom Brady as all-time quarterback. Hell, they’d be happy if they had Tom Jackson as their quarterback.
Pittsburgh 28, Denver 31: Was it just me or did the Steelers forget to play defense on the Broncos final drive? I’m really glad that the Shanahan Last Second Field Goal Icing move seems to have fallen out of favor in the league.
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