Posted by | Madison | in Links

In the endorphin induced euphoria of my 10k run, I mentally indexed the entire interweb and came up with these delicious links for your procrastinating ass:

•  There is some writing in this post about Chris Cooley but we were too distracted by the picture of his tight end and gams.  Brandon Lloyd’s thinking the same thing we’re thinking, “Dayum! Chris Cooley’s a long tall drink of water with legs that go on for days and a hot man ass.  I gotta get me some of that!” (Brahsome)

•  Meet the “Other” Tom Brady.  (Lion in Oil)

•  Light us a bong, Marijuana Man; smoke us out tonight. (First and 10 Inches)

•  Winning football games is not enough.  The Patriots want to beat your ass in bingo and take your money.  Beware of the video camera near the hopper.  (Deuce of Davenport)

•  Ed Hochuli is, in his own words, “just a pussycat.”  I totally get that because he totally reminds me of my dad, except more buff and meaner looking.  (Afraid of Ed Hochuli)

•  We broke down the “Crazy” match up between Randy Moss and Terrell Owens; Girls Gone Sports does God’s work and breaks down the hotness smackdown between Tony Romo and Tom Brady.  Yes, it’s true, we could give a fuck if their ruggedness is fake.  (Girls Gone Sports)

•  And while it’s not in the purview of our blog, it bears mentioning that the Colorado Rockies have made it into the World Series by playing unconscious baseball.  (Up in the Rockies at MVN)