Posted by | Madison | in Links

More hot links than you can give the bird to:

• Is the fifth video directed by David Lynch? (12 Seahawks Street)

• We got a perfect score. It must be our predilection for fashion; it uplifts the soul, boys. (Mental Floss)

• If the fat Michael Vick fan could run really damn fast, had stolen the purse thinking that it was filled with delicious, full fat ice-cream only to find that it was filled with low-fat doggie treats and was a member of PETA, now THAT would have been so ironic my head would have exploded. As it is, an obese Michael Vick fan stealing a purse is just funny. (With Leather)

• Brett Favre receives a Congressional Medal of Honor. Psyche. Just a House Resolution. Of the 68 co-sponsors of H.RES 697, two are from Illinois and four from Michigan. Apparently the Congressfolks in Minnesota don’t want to congratulate Favre for setting the all-time TD record in their house as there are NO co-sponsors from the home of the Vikings. If you live in Minnesota, take action - write your rep! (Lion in Oil)

• Here’s a Trent Green link round up because if he can still read, he’ll need to know the license number of the truck hit him and something to do while he’s not playing. (Kissing Suzy Kolber, We Suck at Sports, LOLjocks)

• In case you missed Monday Night Football, Awful Announcing has a live blog of the craziness. As you read it, you’ll notice boldface to call out awesomeness. Towards the end of the 4th quarter, they decided to go BOLD the rest of the way. (Awful Announcing)

• Even though some of us may have experienced the girl equivalent, no girl will never truly know the horror of the linked videos. My high school basketball coach mistook my height for being big and muscular, which I am not; I’m tall and svelte. Anyway, my silky smooth moves were forsaken and I was put in the post where a bevy of shorter and bigger girls would box me out, shoving their fat asses into my ovaries. It was merely uncomfortable. (Uber)