Because I’m slowly getting back into the swing of things and because the internets continue to grow even when I’m on vacation:
- I still can’t get over the Mike Gundy tirade. He is what we thought he was - a man. A man who is 40, not a kid and who doesn’t read the newspaper. If you want to crown him, then crown his ass. (Uber)
- “LEAVE AMERICA ALONE! You are lucky there is even football in America so you can report the score in Spanish. LEAVE AMERICAN FOOTBALL ALONE!” (With Leather)
- God is slowly taking over the NFL and it’s about time. It is his game after all being that its played on Sunday and all. Just a question, if God is with you when you win, where the hell is he when you lose? I’m wondering who Alikat is putting her money on in the God Rumble between the Lions and Redskins. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
- Speaking of which, this must be God punishing the folks in Cincinnati for supporting the Bengals and their wayward deeds over the past few seasons. Striking down their entire linebacker corps wasn’t bad enough. He’s a vengeful motherfucker. By the way, Alikat, CJ and I all got our calls to play linebacker for them on Sunday. Stay near your phones, Marvin Lewis might be calling you soon. (Cincinnati.com)
- If Johnathan Lee Ritches ever wants to win a lawsuit, he should just join the class action against The Patriots and Bill Belichick. (Lion in Oil and The Smoking Gun)
- This site is so genius, I wish I had thought of it myself. It combines two of my favorite things - jocks and LOLcat macros. Southeast Jerome is skerred of heights. Genius. (LOLjocks)
- We’re conflicted about this one. On the one hand, if you can’t get it up to wear your team colors, you shouldn’t wear anything at all. However, and this is a big however, we do love the silhouettes of the official NFL/Reebok female jerseys. And if we think pink and powder blue are cute on us, we should be able to wear it without having any judgments made about us. It would be like us saying that guys who buy beer marketed to them by hoochie ass girls with their tits hanging all over the place don’t really like beer. Marketing’s a bitch isn’t it? This is why we’re not posting pictures of us for now. We want you to like us for our brains. (We Suck at Sports)
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