Posted by | Madison | in Links

Because there isn’t a whole lot of interesting news these past few days and because we’re link whores.

Well, I’d say “link bitches” but according to Isiah Thomas, since we’re not Black men, we can’t use “bitch” in any of its forms lest we offend people, even ourselves.

• Another reason why baseball is better than men?  Consistent wood.  (Babes Love Baseball)
• Ask Deuce McAllister a question!  Alikat wants to know, “Deuce, is your team finished running around like William H. Macy in Fargo and ready to attack with you and your inside rushing game like Al Pacino in The Devil’s Advocate?”  My question is a little more practical, “Deuce, when you make a gumbo and you have extra rice left over, do you dump the rice into the gumbo and call it jambalaya?  If not, do you agree with me that this is a cardinal sin?” (Chicks in the Huddle)
• I think we’re eight out of ten, nine if you count us in “titties and beer.” How many are you?  (Epic Carnival)
• Okay.  You’re going in front of the Senate to testify in front of a committee on the prevalence and dangers of concussions in the NFL.  You have the pick of the litter of former players and coaches to choose from and you pick Mike Ditka?  Da’ Mike Ditka?  That’s like bringing Webster to play in a basketball game.  (Deadspin)
• This is our third and last OJ mention.  The tragic story of LOLoj in Vegas.  It’s a LOLlercoaster of ROFilarity, baby! (johnnyhongkong says…)
• One of the items of note in the materials the Cheatriots handed over to Commissioner Goodell is MachiaBelichick’s newest innovation: the 3-4-7 defense.  Goodell is investigating but will likely let this 14 man defense slide. (Sports Pickle)