Posted by | Madison | in Links

I count playing the Alec Baldwin character in an adapted version of Glengarry Glen Ross where the management was played by chicks as my favorite acting experience. It wasn’t the biggest role but it was by far the best role. I’m reminded of it now as I’m writing the preamble to our link dump.

YOU: The links are weak.

ME: “The links are weak?” The fucking links are weak? You’re weak. The content’s out there, you pick it up, it’s yours. You don’t, I have no sympathy for you. You wanna go out to those sites tonight and read, read, it’s yours. If not, you’re going to be shining my shoes. Buncha losers sitting around in a bar. “Oh yeah, I used to be a blogger. It’s a tough racket.” These are the new links. These are the Glengarry links. And to you, they’re gold. And you don’t get them. Because to give them to you is just throwing them away…

• AliKat and her Catholic upbringing almost scratched my eyes out when I sent this to her. God doesn’t hate the Vikings, he just loves Jon Kitna more. (The National Anthem Before a Cubs Game)
• Imagine how easy it would be to take advantage of him if he were laid up with a knee injury? You can count on us for another $20 into the bounty. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
• Charlie Weis doesn’t need nachos. He needs spy tapes AND nachos! (We Are the Postmen)
• However, it doesn’t seem to be helping Mangina win any games in New York. (We Suck at Sports)
• The Falcons sign Byron Leftwich and O.J.? This is our first O.J. mention! We held out really long. Do we get a prize? (Awful Announcing)
• ESPN is promoting topless ping pong? We say it’s the perfect way to bring the sexes together on the subject of sports: us girls get bouncing balls and you boys get bouncing boobies. (100% Injury Rate)
• After all his posturing, Terrell Owens actually loves Donovan McNabb. Well, someone has to. When will the media savvy and loudmouth T.O. make one of those “Leave Britney Alone” Chris Crocker parodies for McNabb? (Larry Brown Sports)
• And finally, a Top 10 Video Tribute to the Socratic wonder that is John Madden. (Uber)