Posted by | Madison | in News

Though college football is not in the purview of our blog, as football fans we would be remiss if we didn’t mention Division I-AA powerhouse Appalachian State University Mountaineers’ stunning 34-32 victory over formerly number five ranked Michigan State, who had visions of a national championship, this past weekend.

In a bit of cosmic convergence, you’ll note that ASU’s most infamous incoming co-ed is none other than Lauren Caitlin Upland, Miss Teen South Carolina, herself. Not only did the ASU Moutaineers have a map to Ann Arbor, they had maps to Upset Town, U.S. America.

For some historical perspective on the Moutaineers’ upset victory, click here.

To solve the mysteries of exactly how the Mountaineers won that game and why Miss Teen South Carolina chose to continue her education at such a fine institution, please…please…please click play on the video. It may be the hottest thing ever to be posted to this blog and most certainly hotter than C.J., AliKat or me.

So for those of you still poking fun at that poor girl, you now know that she was just “speaking the language of a brave new year.”

You should be ashamed of yourselves.