Sep
01
Late Friday News Roundup
Rodney Harrison admitted to using HGH and will be suspended for four games. The Patriots secondary will not suffer as Bill Belichick is considering rotating Adalius Thomas (he can play anywhere), Reche Caldwell (he’ll see every damn thing coming his way), and J.E.T. Moynahan (football Jesus) in Harrison’s absence. Rookie safety Brandon Meriwether will be used to change J.E.T.’s diapers.
- Bringing New York’s collective nightmare to an end, Michael Strahan ended his holdout. Though the Giants defensive unit becomes a tad bit stronger, they will still be under .500, thus continuing our collective nightmare.
- Jack del Rio has finally had it with Byron Leftwich and has designated David Garrard as the Jaguars starter. The Jaguars, who do not have a direct line to J.E.T. Moynahan, may be going after former Jaguar quarterback Mark “Wily Veteran” Brunell. Don’t feel that bad for Leftwich. If he can’t find a job on an NFL team next year, he certainly has a bright future ahead of him as Keenan Thompson’s stunt double on Saturday Night Live or Fat Albert 2.
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Comment by Hot Chicks Hot Picks » Afternoon News Bullets on 2007-09-04
[…] Reche Caldwell was cut from the Patriots. There goes my super elegant theory that he would play safety in place of the suspended Rodney Harrison. In related Patriots news, Richard Seymour was placed on the PUP list which makes him ineligible […]