* Michael Vick entered his plea and apologized for his actions. A few thoughts: even in his apology he referred to himself in the third person, three times!
That’s so gangsta.
That’s like me going in for something terribly humiliating, such as a Brazillian, and telling Olga, “I’m asking you to help me move forward and make Madison Gainsbourg a better looking person.”
Also, doesn’t this sound like one of Vick’s post-game press conferences?
I’m totally responsible, and those things just didn’t have to happen. I feel like we all make mistakes. It’s just I made a mistake in using bad judgment and making bad decisions. And you know, those things, you know, just can’t happen.
* Lance Briggs’ $345,000 Lamborghini was found smashed up on Chicago’s North side. He apparently left the scene and decided not to report the crash to police. These were, of course, “mistakes” and “bad decisions” as he now faces misdemeanor charges. I’m waiting for the Goodell to drop the suspension hammer on Briggs’ head…
* David Boston was arrested for failing a field sobriety test, NOT a breathalyzer. He was found slumped over in his SUV with the engine and he claimed football injuries for his inability to complete the field sobriety tests. Here’s the video.
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